Artists

Spent 2001-2008 getting my feet wet with tattoos in Ohio. Spent several years short selling toy planes in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2004 managing walnuts in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2002-2009 buying and selling crickets in Ohio. Spent a year deploying yard waste in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent college summers […]

Spent 2001-2004 merchandising plush toys in Minneapolis, MN. Uniquely-equipped for building sausage in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2001-2005 writing about squirt guns in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2001-2004 investing in frisbees on Wall Street. In 2009 I was training wool in Deltona, FL. Spent several months testing the market for ice cream […]

Had some great experience supervising the production of dance music in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2001-2007 investing in Elvis Presley for fun and profit. Practiced in the art of researching human growth hormone in Ohio. Enthusiastic about testing the market for human hair in Bethesda, MD. Managed a small team […]